“I think I’m going to take up kiddy-fiddling”.

Yes. An actual quote. In jest of course… ! From a dear friend of mine who came out with the statement after a lengthly discussion about the idiocy and arrogance of the male specimen. After going through all the usual topics we began to talk about how boys get to be so foolish. At what age does it all go wrong? And then Amy figured that the only way to combat this transformation was to get them while they are young. Hence, above statement. We then discussed those who would possibly have not acted in the way they did had we caught them before they fell from perfection about three years ago.

Possibly her finest moment….